Take your bets.
I have been summoned for Jury Duty starting next week. I have a pretty high number 172, so there is a good chance I won't even need to go in. But feel free to use the comments section, oh loyal reader, to predict the outcome of this.
(a) I will not need to go in.
(b) I will need to go in, spend the day sitting in the county courthouse, then ben discharged without doing anything.
(c) I will be interviewed for a case and dismissed when I utter the words "Philosophy Professor."
(d) I will be interviewed for a case and be dismissed when I utter the words "Critical Thinking, and Ethics."
(e) I will be placed on a jury, only to have the case plead out before trial.
(f) I will be placed on a jury and actually hear a case.
(g) I will be sequestered for months and be prohibited from viewing the Daily Show and Colbert Report.