The smoke of drowsy walrus

More of the spam poetry collection.
I will soon need to start compiling these.

Plane Truth

An open invitation to parents of babies and toddlers.
Thursday morning we begin a long trek to California (via Washington DC). We will be jammed into the window and middle seats of two rows.
Any advice for entertaining a 2 yrs old and a 10 month old for 6 hours, without being able to leave our seats easily?

But cough to our roquefort

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